Given the events of the last couple of days, I have this sudden urge to:
1. Although, to be accurate, claiming a public parking spot after you shovel it falls rather squarely under Tractate Bava Kama, as it's a perfect example of the conflict between "I've found it" and "It's mine."
- Create a CSS template that would emulate the layout of a page of the Talmud
- Write a page or three of ersatz-Talmudic case law regarding the post-snowstorm "claiming" of on-street parking spots with various pieces of lawn furniture.
- Enlist three or four other people to do commentary.
- Publish this similar articles together as "Tractate Boston".1
1. Although, to be accurate, claiming a public parking spot after you shovel it falls rather squarely under Tractate Bava Kama, as it's a perfect example of the conflict between "I've found it" and "It's mine."