A list

One 12 AWG "dryer cord",
3 fortune cookies,
3 pairs of headphones,
2 rolls of electrical tape (one white, one black),
a pint glass,
a very large pair of scissors,
a small stack of fedex and dhl airbills,
2 boxes of teabags,
a 9" segment of sheathed 2/0 AWG cable,
7 drill bits,
a ping-pong paddle,
a 3"-tall stack of napkins,
a blue suede yarmulka,
4 pairs of earplugs,
12 AA batteries,
a beanbag frog,
and one small syringe, filled with thermal grease.