"Wikkid Pissah!!! You'd be a retahd not ta see it! Five Stahs!!!" -- Boston Herald

Well, that's something you don't see every day.... There's a 3-foot-wide sinkhole in the middle of Broadway in Somerville, just behind the Tufts Admin Building. That is to say, the pavement just collapsed, and you can see 9 feet down to the (brick) sewer lines below.

I'm waiting for a big worm to come out of it. It'll be Somerville's own horror movie. They'll call it "Tremahs".

"That's a wikkid big werm!"
"Yeah. Some chowdahead at Hahvid musta scrood up."