Some letters

Dear Blizzard,

It took me two whole months to get bored of World Of Warcraft. I have been overwhelmed by the tedium of soloing the game, as well as the eerie realization that I'm older than 85% of the players there; the grammar and spelling in chat was killing me. However, your content held up for two months, and that's not bad at all. So, thanks for the fun.

Love,
E. K. Mangosteen

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Dear JetBlue,

Thank you for making BOS<->NYC flights a viable option again for those of us without Amex Corporate Cards. Please continue kicking everyone's ass. The whole "We just have to be cheaper than the $458 round-trip walk-up fare (but of course no actual corporate customer ever pays that)" thing that Amtrak was pulling got really tiresome. Keep up the good work, and I fully expect to be availing myself of your services soon.

Love,
E. K. Mangosteen

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Dear Brain,

Look. Bubbeleh. If I could find an easy way to instantly re-wire you for foreign language vocal sentence production, I'd do it. As it stands, the tech isn't there yet, and I'm just the slightest bit peeved that we haven't been able to reach consensus on being able to speak more than one language. If you insist on wanting to learn foreign languages, this is part of the deal. I don't care how anxious you get about the prospect. If you don't like it, take an interest in Latin or Sanskrit. Otherwise, we're doing things my way.

Love,
E. K. Mangosteen

The Interview Meme, part n of m.

This is, by far, my most favorite recurring meme. palmwiz had questions. I have answers.

( Answers to questions from palmwiz )

You know the drill. Comment that you want some questions. I'll come up with five questions, and then you should answer them in your own journal.
If you've commented in the past on previous iterations of this meme, and I haven't given you five questions, and you still want some, comment again.