[work] "Okay. Where are we?"

[mangosteen]

Things I say non-ironically: “I’m used to occupying a weird spot in the corporate realpolitik orgchart… the big open spot in right-center field where the outfielders aren’t because someone read the play wrong.”

More on that later, but I wanted to get the thought out.

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[rone]

That's where they'll stick the shortstop in a defensive shift to reduce the impact of pull-happy left-handed hitters.

My shit-giving of sportsball went down about 90% while i was sick but my head is still full of garbage.