One from the vault

[mangosteen]

Answers: 1) Yup. 2) No idea. 3) A home directory I resurrected a while ago.

I'm just a sperm,
I am only a sperm,
and I'm wrig-gl-ing around like a worm,
and so I go through the vulva swimming with just one leg,
with all the other sperm, just tryin' to find that egg,
and I hope I'll be a cell someday,
I hope and pray its long term, but today I am still, just a sperm.

Comments

[lifecollage.livejournal.com]

You remain one of the oddest people I know.

Yay!

[sauergeek.livejournal.com]

Please, please tell me that's to any tune other than "I'm just a bill" from Schoolhouse Rock.

[mangosteen]

Nope. Sorry. Got it in one.