Rube, this one's for you.

[mangosteen]

So I just received mail from a mailing list,
asking for someone's phone number,
which is trapped in my GSM phone,
(which is in Ireland with my sweetie),
who I just texted to ask for the number,
and when she texts me back,
I will send mail through an e-mail->SMS gateway,
to someone in the UK,
who requested the info in the first place.

I love modern telecomm.