B for Boston

Remember, remember the First of September
the students, the trucks, and their stuff
I do think it prudent to say that the students
have made me scream "enough!"
The kids, the kids
they did contrive
to take their belongings down Storrow Drive
Eleven feet worth of truck to go
But only nine could pass below
The U-Haul was not caught in time
So all of us must lose our minds
Oh Boston, oh Boston, please tow them away.
Oh Boston, oh Boston, get me home today!
#@(*&$#@(*)$&@#(*$!!!!
#@(*&$#@(*)$&@#(*$!!!!